RANDOM THINGS YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW

As I was just browsing around on a Friday night for some blog-worthy news, I learned a couple of things that I probably would never really use, but could be of interest to some of you.

1) Never place a $12,000 engagement ring inside a balloon as a way to propose like this guy.

2) Never order prostitutes from the Emperors Club VIP or else you'll end up like this guy and find yourself resigning as New York Governor, for a 22-year old aspiring musician slash high-priced prostitute.

3) You may no longer be able to show your ass in Florida, by sagging your pants that is, but it's OKAY to opt for a more legal choice by wearing skimpy thong bikinis among the throngs of beach goers.

4) If you're about to smuggle drugs, make sure you can hold in what you've swallowed.

5) Can't stop us now, we takin' it all the way baby.

*By no means does Lipped Jeans condone ordering prostitutes, sagging pants to display any part of the crack, nor smuggling drugs of any kind - these news stories are to bring you awareness and a sense of morality to better your quality of life.