SENZ UMBRELLAS SENZ THE WETNESS AWAY!

The rain has come. And with it, the wind will come.
But no fear! The Senz Original Umbrella by Totes is here to rescue you from the wetness and harsh winds with its aerodynamic design.
The Senz Umbrella comes in four colors, black, blue, khaki, and red.



At first look the futuristic umbrella appears to be a mere unfinished geometrical part of a whole.
However, this asymmetrical design has been proven to withstand winds of up to 70 mph!
Take that, stupid umbrella that always flips inside out at one gust of wind.
Totes claims that the SENZ "never goes inside out".
Now you don't have to worry about embarrassing yourself in front of others with that puny umbrella failing you miserably on a stormy day.
As a bonus, the SENZ offers the "eyesaver" design: no pointy ends on this umbrella to prevent poking someone's eye out, literally.
At $55 a pop, might be a good investment for all you anti-rain people like myself.
I'm just gonna be hopeful for the Totes SENZ x ________ collaboration umbrellas for some printed design action on these babies.